While the economy has had it’s fits and starts (not to be confused with my Uncle Albert who has something that sounds like “fits and starts” after he has had a burrito meal, but is much different) over the past couple of years as it lurches out of the grasp of a major recession, there are some real bargains and just general financial wellness tips that here at Hybrid Redneck we take it upon ourselves to pass on to you the consumer.
Step #1. Really dig deep to find some values today…search the internet,,,they are out there, just like this car we found for sale:
Now even though this car is apparently a teal colored, attention-grabbing, chick magnet, car engineer destroying, beard wearing owner, piece of mana from heaven. It is priced at the high cost of $700. Now that might sound like a deal, but here is a deal:
How about this, what would you say if I could get you:
1. A 3-Track Display of Mini-Rod/Truck/Tractor Pullers
2. Jones Chevrolet Buick Cadillac 9th Annual Car Show
3. P&P Carriers & Wisconsin Kenworth Semi-Truck Show
4. Dan’s Diesel Performance Dyno
All for the low, low, price of $10!
Now that sounds pretty cool doesn’t it,,,you are probably saying to your self,,,,”self, that is a really good deal, I am in!”. But wait, there is much more! Because we here at Hybrid Redneck are helping you to stretch today’s dollar as far as possible we also are going to throw in:
5. On both Friday and Saturday night, The Mechanical Mischief Monster Truck, (not to be confused with my own truck that is also a mechanical mischief truck, but is more frustrating than fun to watch, unless you like to watch a 47 year old fat white guy throw wrenches, bust his knuckles, and weave a curse word tapestry that is more impressive than the Mona Lisa herself.)
6. On Friday night the triumphant return of The Demo Devil! (Since jumping a firetruck and piling into a couple of cars windshield first is apparently not enough) The Demo Devil is returning to join us on Friday night to thrill, entertain, and cause us to wonder about his sanity, with 3 different thrills including an attempt to jump the Pink Panther van over some cars. (Now we questioned the Demo Devil regarding the existince of gravity and he has heard of it and knows it exists. He even claims to have had some Calculus classes in school, so we are going to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one)
All of that for the low-low price of $10 a day,,,,BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. On Saturday, you will witness history in the making with the first North American Breeder’s Cup Camel Race on the Richland County Fairgrounds dirt track. Yes, I said it, Camel Races, that is not a typo and I am only half-way through a six-pack of 16 oz Pabst Blue Ribbons. We have finally secured the sanctioning body’s permission and we will have honest-to-goodness-not-kidding-one-bit-darn-it Camel Races on Saturday at 4pm and the Finals at 6:00PM.
How is that a for a deal,,,yes, again, still at $10 a day. But hold the phone, there is still one more treat that we decided to throw in, how about LIVE MUSIC?:
8. Friday night we have live music with Charm School Rejects out of Madison. If you haven’t caught them lately this will be the ultimate destination because not only will you get all of the above, but also you get to hear the wide song selection and polished show that Charm School Rejects offers.
9. Saturday night we again have live music with Black Iris from Fon du lac. Black Iris is a veteran band that offers music from CCR to Hank Williams Jr to The Guess Who to Tom Petty. They have opened for Foreigner, Kansas, and the Little River Band.
Now all of that sounds like a much better value than a $700 car, that even though it’s current owner appears to feel that it is all that is ever necessary in life, still is selling it for $700. Makes a guy wonder doesn’t it even if it needs a headgasket replaced?
Operators are standing by awaiting your calls now,,,well actually that’s not true at all. All you have to do is show up on Friday July 20 and Saturday July 21 to take advantage of all that is offered. See you there!!!!
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